I apologise.

I apologise for being righteous

I apologise for daring to use your name

I apologise for being seen

I apologise for being pathetic

I apologise for being relevant

I apologise for being irrelevant  

I apologise for being fake

I apologise for being wrong

I apologise for being poor

I apologise for being real

I apologise for being visible

I apologise for being a sad fuck

I apologise for being a failure

I apologise for being a disgrace

I apologise for being here

I apologise for not being here

I apologise for being there 

I apologise for being simple

I apologise for the time wasted 

I apologise for your delusion

I apologise for your illusion 

I apologise for your abuse of power 

I apologise for my abuse of power

I apologise for your interpretation of the truth 

I apologise for your failure 

I apologise for your disappointment

I apologise for the world 

I apologise for being an animal activist

I apologise for being a man 

I apologise for being a sodomite and a cocksucker 

I apologise for being hysterical

I apologise for being loyal

I apologise for being betrayed 

I apologise for betraying you

I apologise for being honest

I apologise for loving

I apologise for believing in performance arts

I apologise for believing I could save you

I apologise for believing I could save myself

I apologise for believing that you needed me

I apologise for believing that I needed you

I apologise for believing that I made a difference 

I apologise for not making a difference 

I apologise for believing in something

I apologise for believing in you

I apologise for being cancelled

I apologise for cancelling you

I apologise for being misunderstood 

I apologise for being exploited 

I apologise for exploiting you

I apologise for being ironic

I apologise for being stupid

I apologise for being abandoned 

I apologise for being paranoid   

I apologise for being retarded 

I apologise for being your friend 

I apologise for being in love 

I apologise for wanting love 

I apologise for not giving love 

I apologise for not clapping at you

I apologise for not being politically correct

I apologise for not being you

I apologise for not understanding you 

I apologise for not being them

I apologise for not agreeing with you

I apologise for not loving you

I apologise for your stupidity

I apologise for your meaningless tattoos 

I apologise for not believing in you

I apologise for not believing in your heroes and heroines

I apologise for being schizophrenic 

I apologise for being neurotic 

I apologise for being an arsehole

I apologise for being embarrassing 

I apologise for being diabetic

I apologise for being me

I apologise for being a good artist

I apologise for being a bad artist 

I apologise for being a bad person

I apologise for being a good person 

I apologise for my guilt

I apologise for your guilt

I apologise for being what I want to be

I apologise for being dishonest

I apologise for being honest 

I apologise for being used 

I apologise for using you

I apologise for being personal

I apologise for being political

I apologise for being poetic 

I apologise for trying too hard 

I apologise for not licking your ass

I apologise for not being clever

I apologise for not being what you want me to be 

I apologise for not crying 

I apologise for the violence you inflicted on me 

I apologise for embarrassing you 

I apologise for not trying 

I apologise for not seeing you  

I apologise for not being here

I apologise for not being there 

I apologise for not being a poet 

I apologise for not apologising

I apologise for not knowing who you were 

I apologise for not making sense

I apologise for being loud 

I apologise for being quiet 

I apologise for being sick

I apologise for being misguided

I apologise for being insecure

I apologise for your insecurity

I apologise for being short

I apologise for my wishful thinking 

I apologise for being fat

I apologise for being dyslexic

I apologise for being fantastic

I apologise for being obsolete

I apologise for being hurt

I apologise for being insignificant

I apologise for being keen 

I apologise for being desperate

I apologise for being hopeless

I apologise for being lost

I apologise for being illiterate

I apologise for farting

I apologise for caring

I apologise for hurting 

I apologise for your racism

I apologise for my bigotry

I apologise for your homophobia 

I apologise for your ignorance 

I apologise for my racism

I apologise for not speaking properly

I apologise for not making sense 

I apologise for your mediocracy

I apologise for my mediocracy 

I apologise for my stupidity

I apologise for being intimate

I apologise for crying too easily 

I apologise for saying fuck you

I apologise for saying fuck me

I apologise for saying please 

I apologise for asking for help

I apologise for fucking with you

I apologise for fucking you

I apologise for fucking your husbands 

I apologise for fucking your sons 

I apologise for all the shit you throw at me

I apologise for all the shit I threw at you

I apologise for every time I shit

I apologise for bleeding 

I apologise for every time you make me vomit

I apologise for every time you have hurt me 

I apologise for every time you have hurt yourself

I apologise for saving you

I apologise for wanting to save you

I apologise for not saving you

I apologise for trying to save myself

I apologise for not saving myself

I apologise for believing in you

I apologise for believing in everything but you

I apologise for believing in everything you told me 

I apologise for believing in everything but me 

I apologise for your paranoia 

I apologise for your jealousy 

I apologise for your success 

I apologise for your trickery 

I apologise for your ego

I apologise for your insecurity 

I apologies for my insecurity 

I apologise for  your stupidity

I apologise for your oppression and tyranny 

I apologise for my oppression and tyranny of you 

I apologise for daring to believe 

I apologise for apologising  

I apologise for allowing you to bully me 

I apologise for being your scapegoat 

I apologise for being naïve

I apologise for being simple

I apologise for being delusional 

I apologise for being a trigger 

I apologise for being difficult

I apologise for being mediocre

I apologise for being ironic

I apologise for being crass

I apologise for being anxious 

I apologise for being sweaty

I apologise for being supportive

I apologise for being a friend 

I apologise for being critical

I apologise for being ignorant

I apologise for being stupid

I apologise for being a lover 

I apologise for being disgusting 

I apologise for being disgusted 

I apologise for being a coward 

I apologise for being a traitor

I apologise for being inspiring 

I apologise for being boring

I apologise for being insecure 

I apologise for my ego

I apologise for being what you think I am 

I apologise for who I think I am

I apologise for having been

I apologise for my perceived success 

I apologise for apologising 

I apologise for all the wars in the world

I apologise for all the police brutalities 

I apologise for all the violence I have experienced 

I apologise for all the violence I have inflicted 

I apologise for all the violence you have inflicted 

I apologise for all the genocides 

I apologise for my silence 

I apologise for your silence 

I apologise for all I have witnessed

I apologise for all you have witness  

I apologise for your anger towards me 

I apologise for all the anger towards you  

I apologise for all the self hate 

I apologise for being fake 

I apologies for being woke 

I apologise for not being credible  

I apologise for all these meaningless apologies