I apologise.

I apologise for being righteous

I apologise for daring to use your name

I apologise for being seen

I apologise for being pathetic

I apologise for being relevant

I apologise for being irrelevant

I apologise for being fake

I apologise for being wrong

I apologise for being poor

I apologise for being real

I apologise for being visible

I apologise for being a sad fuck

I apologise for being a failure

I apologise for being a disgrace

I apologise for being here

I apologise for not being here

I apologise for being there

I apologise for being simple

I apologise for the time wasted

I apologise for your delusion

I apologise for your illusion

I apologise for your abuse of power

I apologise for my abuse of power

I apologise for your interpretation of the truth

I apologise for your failure

I apologise for your disappointment

I apologise for the world

I apologise for being an animal activist

I apologise for being a man

I apologise for being a sodomite and a cock sucker

I apologise for being hysterical

I apologise for being loyal

I apologise for being betrayed

I apologise for betraying you

I apologise for being honest

I apologise for loving

I apologise for believing in performance arts

I apologise for believing I could save you

I apologise for believing I could save myself

I apologise for believing that you needed me

I apologise for believing that I needed you

I apologise for believing that I made a difference

I apologise for not making a difference

I apologise for believing in something

I apologise for believing in you

I apologise for being cancelled

I apologise for cancelling you

I apologise for being miss understood

I apologise for being exploited

I apologise for exploiting you

I apologise for being ironic

I apologise for being abandoned

I apologise for being paranoid

I apologise for being retarded

I apologise for being your friend

I apologise for being in love

I apologise for wanting love

I apologise for not giving love

I apologise for not clapping at you

I apologise for not being politically correct

I apologise for not being you

I apologise for not understanding you

I apologise for not being there

I apologise for not agreeing with you

I apologise for not loving you

I apologise for not believing in you

I apologise for not believing in your heroes and heroines

I apologise for being schizophrenic

I apologise for being neurotic

I apologise for being an arsehole

I apologise for being embarrassing

I apologise for being diabetic

I apologise for being me

I apologise for being a good artist

I apologise for being a bad artist

I apologise for being a bad person

I apologise for being a good person

I apologise for being what I want to be

I apologise for being dishonest

I apologise for being used

I apologise for being personal

I apologise for being political

I apologise for being poetic

I apologise for trying too hard

I apologise for not licking your ass

I apologise for not being clever

I apologise for not being what you want me to be

I apologise for not crying

I apologise for the violence you inflicted on me

I apologise for embarrassing you

I apologise for not trying

I apologise for not seeing you 

I apologise for not being here

I apologise for not being there

I apologise for not being a poet

I apologise for not apologising

I apologise for not knowing who you were

I apologise for not making sense

I apologise for being loud

I apologise for being quiet

I apologise for being sick

I apologise for being misguided

I apologise for being insecure

I apologise for being short

I apologise for my wishful thinking

I apologise for being fat

I apologise for being dyslexic

I apologise for being fantastic

I apologise for being obsolete

I apologise for being hurt

I apologise for being insignificant

I apologise for being keen

I apologise for being desperate

I apologise for being hopeless

I apologise for being lost

I apologise for being illiterate

I apologise for farting

I apologise for caring

I apologise for hurting

I apologise for being intimate

I apologise for crying too easily

I apologise for saying fuck you

I apologise for saying fuck me

I apologise for saying please

I apologise for asking for help

I apologise for fucking with you

I apologise for fucking you

I apologise for fucking your husbands

I apologise for fucking your sons

I apologise for all the shit you throw at me

I apologise for all the shit I threw at you

I apologise for every time I shit

I apologise for bleeding

I apologise for every time you make me vomit

I apologise for every time you have hurt me

I apologise for every time you have hurt yourself

I apologise for saving you

I apologise for wanting to save you

I apologise for not saving you

I apologise for trying to save my self

I apologise for believing in you

I apologise for believing in everything but you

I apologise for believing in everything you told me

I apologise for believing in everything but me

I apologise for your paranoia

I apologise for your jealousy

I apologise for your success

I apologise for your trickery

I apologise for your ego

I apologise for your insecurity

I apologise for your oppression and tyranny

I apologise for daring to believe

I apologise for apologising 

I apologise for allowing you to bully me

I apologise for being your scapegoat

I apologise for being naïve

I apologise for being simple

I apologise for being delusional

I apologise for being a trigger

I apologise for being difficult

I apologise for being mediocre

I apologise for being ironic

I apologise for being crass

I apologise for being anxious

I apologise for being sweaty

I apologise for being supportive

I apologise for being a friend

I apologise for being critical

I apologise for being ignorant

I apologise for being stupid

I apologise for being a lover

I apologise for being disgusting

I apologise for being disgusted

I apologise for being a coward

I apologise for being a traitor

I apologise for being inspiring

I apologise for being boring

I apologise for being insecure

I apologise for my ego

I apologise for being what you think I am

I apologise for having been

I apologise for my perceived success

I apologise for apologising

I apologise for all the wars in the world

I apologise for all the police brutalities

I apologise for all the violence I have experienced

I apologise for all the violence I have inflicted

I apologise for all the genocides

I apologise for my silence

I apologise for all I have witnessed

I apologise for all you have witnessed

I apologise for your anger towards me

I apologise for the anger towards you

I apologise for being

I apologise for having been

I apologise!